"Stalker, Texas Stranger"
iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be there for you after a long day. 

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be there for you after a long day. 

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Posted
19 hours ago
laughhard:

My stand mixer looks like I’ve just forced it to commit an atrocity.

laughhard:

My stand mixer looks like I’ve just forced it to commit an atrocity.

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Posted
5 days ago

tuhree:

everyone w/ common sense has got their panties wet over some texas toast

(via till-the-skies-fall-down)

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53
Posted
5 days ago

awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

(via i-m-a-killjoy)

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5 days ago
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